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Dead.Bus Joke 20 Passenger: Does this bus go to London? She got on with a bag full of laundry. That's the ugliest fuckin' baby I've EVER seen!" In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. http://directxfaq.com/bus-driver/funny-jokes-about-bus-drivers.php

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On the second stop, 6 people get on the bus and 4 people get off. The man is an Egged bus driver [Egged, pronounced like egg-head without the h, is the Israeli tour bus company.] The joyous parade of angels carry the bus driver in ahead Why is it that the Egged bus driver gets led in by a band of angels ahead of me?" The angel says, "Well, frankly, Rabbi, whenever you preached, people slept. See more funny bus stories » Footnote:Please send us your funny bus driver jokes.

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We have learned that, 'Passengers often complain that sudden braking and bad driving makes them really uncomfortable on the buses,' from a spokesman of the company. 'So by hanging bowls of The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. After about 20 minutes, she tapped him on his shoulder again and she handed him another handful of peanuts. http://jokes.cc.com/funny-god/ianwch/the-bus-driver Offering Plate Yo' Mama Is So Stupid...

After eating several more, he asked, "Hey...don't you want to have some of these?" "Nope," the old lady replied, "Ain't got no teeth! School Bus Humor tWzhlcDdY2cNO07jolbATw 0 Jump to content Jokes & Funny Stuff Neowin Existing user? Poenage. Maria Bamford: Faith in God Maria Bamford: Religious Worship Maria's Vida Loca Mark Brazill: Marriage for Priests Mark Cohen: Last Time in Temple Mark Curry: No Halloween Costumes Mary's PMS Matt

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Sign In Sign In Remember me Not recommended on shared computers Sign in anonymously Sign In Forgot your password? Dead. Bus Driver Puns Because he was skint.Bus Joke 9 Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you d stand up Bus Driver Humor Comedy Central and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of comedy partners.

But the guy wasn't contented he said " I will rape each one of you" so everybody got more nevous and afraid, the students and other ladies went crying. http://directxfaq.com/bus-driver/funny-bus-driver-pic.php Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. She offered him a handful of peanuts, which he happily took and ate. Patrick's Day Tradition Sean Murphy: Why God Is a Man Sex Before Communion Sexual Confessional Sheng Wang: Eating a Pomegranate Sheng Wang: Summer in New York City Shoulda Gone to A.A. Bus Driver Riddles

If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. I wouldn't fit through the door. Paul vs. news Both ends stop.

Share this post Link to post Share on other sites -Alex- 101 Noob Hunter 101 2,809 posts Location: Oslo, Norway Posted January 18, 2008 Lmao that was brilliant! :D Share Bus Driver Funny Pictures Karma Yoga Instructor Booty Call... I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!Bus Joke 8 Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

A double decker bus!

One knows the stops, the other stops the nose. The Rabbi, somewhat confused, says, "I'm not one to make waves or anything, but I need to know something. Why can't skeletons play music in ... Bus Play On Words Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!

A double decker bus! Past You SINNER!!!!!!! After a couple minutes, she asked him, "Hey, mister! More about the author Jesus gives speech Jim Gaffigan: Ultimate Bragging Rights Jimmie Walker: Another Jimmy Stewart Scandal Jimmy Carr: God's Children Jimmy Carr: Love Too Much Jimmy Carr: On "The Passion of the Christ"

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IBus Joke 18 Why did the bus stop? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shof 0 0 14,969 posts Location: Middle of a Big Apple Posted January 18, 2008 ouch..nice one Share this post Jamal: After Christmas A.J. I guess you get two dopes for the price of one with this funny. ф Did You Know?

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